Why does everybody clap when somebody gets the "Daily Double"?

There's lots more to my upcoming book but I'm not ready to post yet.

Oh, and why is it that there are traffic signs in certain neighbourhoods that read "Local Traffic Only"? What are they going to do? Give you a ticket if you're not "local" and you're driving in there? Jeez.

Oh, I should do stand up. Maybe in another life...........